SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

I just received notice that I am being picked up for blog syndication on Nerve.com. I'm going to be paid $100 a month to go on dates and write about it for 1,000,000+ people to read.

Four hours in the computer lab filling out an application has set my life on a completely unexpected, bizarre, potentially wonderful course.

I can't express to you the joy and amazement I feel right now. I've basically started a career for myself and it all came to a head in a matter of two days.

HOLY SHIT!

I'll soon be appearing here: blog-a-log

My head is spinning. I don't even know what I'm going to do. I'm floating.