You Should Have a Thing

This blog turned an invisible corner many months ago; the key plot development of my decade is that I've started doing standup comedy and getting paid for it. On June 10th I will be performing at the most famous venue in San Francisco.

You should have a Thing. A Thing you do that you have complete control over.

Things are what you use to fill the spaces left by shit-ungiving women and absentee senses of self. They insulate your mind against the Moment, which if untended by a Thing, will tell you that everything is futile and ugly and sweeping along an arc of decay.

I recommend you have a Thing.