Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Tom Scharpling is the host of a New Jersey-based radio show called "The Best Show on WFMU," to which I listen on a weekly basis. Tuesdays from five to eight, channel WFMU. It's possibly the greatest thing ever to be broadcast on the radio, and the guy accepted my friendster.com request to be his friend.

I wrote him an email asking him to add Heimbourge to his list of "Factory Wrapped Douches," i.e. people he disapproves of for one reason or another. Here's what he had to say:

Dear The Cool -

Thanks for the kind words. The show has its ups and downs sometimes, and you just have to ride them out.

That's some gym teacher you've got. You should call up and talk about him on the air sometime. But one thing you CANT do is give his name. 

Talk to you soon!

Tom 

Monday, February 09, 2004

Me:"Hey, do you play Magic: The Gathering?"
Everyone else:"Shut up, nerd. What are you, some kinda fag? Go suck dick, nerdy fag nerd."