Saturday, November 20, 2004

You are captured by evil henchmen and trapped in a square shaft 100 feet deep. The walls are completely smooth and straight. On your person you have a container of dental floss, a promotional AOL CD, a lighter and a torn female condom.

Whoever can escape from the shaft gets to co-host.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Don't wanna feel like I got punched in no gut no more.