I'm going to have to get a TV for my room or something, because I'm tired of my parents walking by whenever someone's getting their head bitten off by a giant wolf, or when the movie's only shot of a naked breast flashes on the screen.

I wrote this in Spanish, I really like it.

Coffee and Salmon

And I feel like swimming upstream
With all the wet and slippery things
Which accompany the Jesuses and the girls.
They are born of struggle,
But are better off dead.

To find new ways to put colofrul clothes on them,
Spin them around and say
"Sadness and glory, buy my crying
and black-turtleneck-stupendousness."

Everyone's born wet and slippery;
Everyone swims upstream.

I have never laughed so hard at anything on the internet. Honestly. Internet Mammogram

I've taken the forum by the reins, and it's more or less fully operational. We really need a big readership for it to work, otherwise people will lose interest because no interesting content is being produced. So please try to get people you know involved, and the more participation there is, the better it will be.