Monday, November 14, 2005

Bunker-Mentality

This site is a most flawless encapsulation of everything I loathe about marketing.
The cycle of writing the UC application essay:

"I am so detachedly ironic and self-deprecating! Lol!"

"I am very serious indeed, and can use many-syllabled words in odd combinations to create startling disconnects."

"I am really just a nice kid who reads books, I like the rain and watching sunsets. I am way modest."

"I have established a comfortable equilibrium between my desire for eccentricity and meaningful content."

"Aaaaagh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, deadlines, aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, beaurocracy, aaaaaghfuckhasdhfahsdfhh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"