Kudos to the Natives for their excellent battle of the bands performance. It was one of my year's major highlights. Thanks, also, to all of you who made me crowd surf.

Rock music.

Bryan: Matt, tell me something that you think I should know.
Me: Babies come from the sun.

(10 minutes later)

Me: Where do babies come from?
Lauren: I think I came from the sun. I don't know about everyone else.

Call me The Synchronaut.

The Fleshy

When I exhale through my nose it sounds like a majestic eagle.

Thoroughly disappointed in the low turnout for Friday's No Dough Show.

The Natives are trying to do something good here. How many times have you just sat at home on a Friday night hunched over in front of your computer, typing fractured sentence after meaningless fractured sentence to people who you can't see?

The No Dough Show is basically the only cool thing that ever happens in Scripps Ranch, so I encourage you to take advantage of it while it still exists.

Plus, y'all missed seeing Matt Louv dance and scream at people.