Mattie Ess, who are you? I have a readership outside of my highschool?

My list of phrases most commonly heard at school:

"Who do you have next?"
"Who do you have for physics?"
"Do you have Dean for physics?"
"Did the bell ring yet?"
"What about work in Australia?"
"Get your damn dog off my roof."

Last night I went with Clay to see The Gangs of New York and ran into the Segade tag-team of wondrous wide-eyed stares. While I was dancing around and trying to scam them into sneaking us into the movie (what a surprise that they were seeing the same one we were) Clay was looking at her and her husband apologetically. We ended up just buying two tickets to How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days and then slipping into Gangs as an employee looked on right in front of us. Friendly service with a smile, that.

Take a good, hard, long look at what the school system is doing to us, and then take a good, hard, long look at yourself. You have got to understand, so we can make things better.

For those more versed in the ways of weirdness:

Dennis Hopper Bathes

This is what I've been trying to communicate for the past year. GW Scorecard of Evil --Still want to argue?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is important. Your voice will be counted even if you're under the voting age. Bio Gems

Spread it around, it's ridiculous we can't take responsibility for these things.

What makes a choice right?

God damn music. It's ruining everything, y'know.

I was trying to watch Election and my dad came into the kitchen right behind the couch. He's on the phone. He's BEEN on the phone for about half an hour, and he's doing the dishes one dish at a time. Click...................click.................click.............click

I ran upstairs to restrain myself from screaming, put my laundry away, came back downstairs and he's STILL THERE!! And my mom's going to come home soon and start making dinner. BLEAAAARHGHAHGAHGH!!!!!

You all need to see this. Right Now. This is honestly the funniest thing I've seen all year. I can't even express in words...

Arnold

I think I've started a Blog fad. I wonder how well I've maintained my readership.

Oh yes, I have a cool new feature that lets you comment on posts. Click on the thing that says "comment" right after my name on every post. Enjoy.

Everyone blasting guitar solos at each other. Harmonize god-damn-it. Work together.

KELSO 4 EVER!!!

The Kelso Brady Fan Club

We all know Orlando Bloom, the charismatic and hunk-a-licious co-star of the Lord of the Rings movie series, in which he portrays the stern but sensitive elf Legolas.

I am

I am Chaos: Prince of Darkness and I shall rape your human mouths when the Vampyr god has drowned the Earth in the blood of virgins!



Transcend the Earthly Realm

In a desperate last-resort method of maintaining my readership in the light of Brad and Clays' new weblogs, I am reduced to toilet humor.

...hey man. Hhhhow's it...goin'? .....pbbththhh...............hey, is that a penis? ..........(long, protracted silence)

My conservative christian sixth-grader neighbor is over at my house playing Starcraft, so I'm blasting The Clash and periodically rushing over and slashing him with a highlighter.

Please, please, please go and download the movie I made with Bryan. It's been quite popular, and I haven't run into a bad review yet. I know people who have watched it thirty times.

Movie!