I wrote this in Spanish, I really like it.

Coffee and Salmon

And I feel like swimming upstream
With all the wet and slippery things
Which accompany the Jesuses and the girls.
They are born of struggle,
But are better off dead.

To find new ways to put colofrul clothes on them,
Spin them around and say
"Sadness and glory, buy my crying
and black-turtleneck-stupendousness."

Everyone's born wet and slippery;
Everyone swims upstream.