Sunday, February 22, 2004

Top five rainy-day activities:

1) Spend hours playing computer games. Briefly look out window disparagingly, continue playing computer games.

2) Fantasize about Ben Affleck.

3) Cower in existentialist dread, gripped with all-consuming fear of your inevitable demise. Then make a hot-pocket.


5) Tony Danza.

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