Tuesday, October 12, 2004

New rap topic: the epicanthic fold.

Once again, whoever submits the best rap gets to co-host the show with me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got an epicanthic fold connected to my nose
Descended from Mongol pimps, you know I got da ho's
My eyes may be narrow, but my ancestors shot arrows
Rainin' down Genghis fury, piercin' bone marrows
Skin flap pulled over, a mutation ocular
A jolly fellow, you know I'm jocular
This feature is common to people that are Asian, right?
And in my blood stream you know those Asian genes are ragin' right?

Shrink my eyelids (What!)
You know they're my lids (What!)
Straight to my nose (What!)
That epicanthic fold (What!)

Because you know my eyes will never be blue
I got a fold that holds somethin' over you
When I grab the basketball you know I be palmin'
When you look at my eyes, you see they shaped like almonds
All due to the fold that gives me what I got on the streets
You know all the peanut eyes can feel the heat
With the fold I got what makes me unique
Now get your folded ass on the floor and move yo' feet

Shrink my eyelids (What!)
You know they're my lids (What!)
Straight to my nose (What!)
That epicanthic fold (What!)

-Jake

Anonymous said...

there are not enough syllables in the english language to sing appropriate praises. Ahhhuhuhsummm.

LK

Steve said...

Epicanthic fold
it is a fold
a good fold
that does stuff
do do do dooo