Tuesday, October 19, 2004

New rap topic:


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

da regulatorr
da one an only
who you gonna let in, foo'?
lets ge' goin

how you gonna manage?
how you gon' scream?
when you dont know how much how many
in the zoo
...give me a map, foo'

(inhale) mirror mirror
(inhale) cancha tell me
(inhale) how many people
(inhale) count the misery!

that mirror can suck it, foo
he got notin' on
da regulator
da one an only
who you gonna let in, foo?
lets ge' goin

next to yoo dey be checkin' bags
gettin' drugs, pattin' the lads
we know you would never be mistrustin'
just turn it again, as my
hip
goes
thrustin'!


..Female Vocal Interlude..
turn
turn
turn
in STYLE
TURN
turn it hard
turn

...TURNSTILE!



wish to remain anonymous, unless i win. have a twosome cohost

wheatmatch@hotmail.com

Matthew said...

That was brilliant. If I don't know you, I want to be your friend.

But please, everyone else, sumbit a rap if you have the inclination.

Anonymous said...

brilliant?

yeah you know me

-wheatmatch

Anonymous said...

It will count you
It will count me
yellow, black, white, red or brown
It gives no shit about identity

Like a turntable fo da Gods o' countin
let's people pour through like water from a fountain
drink your jack daniels at the door
cause once you come through you can't have no more

Always see middle school bitches up n der disrespectin
Wit der Limp Bizkit brainwash it's like herion injectin
they spin da shit round two times as they go
"Wiener dick! that motha counts people not elbows!"

da bitch takes it from da back yo never from da front
so it keeps the population constant unlike da cunt
Sometimes they don't work though, they just don't count
how do you know a terrorist didn't come in? The possibilities make me pout

Call me old fashioned
but a proper counter needs to count
also girls should be virgins when they marry
now matter how much they put out

-Aria

chances are, I wouldn't be able to co-host

correction,I wont be able to

Matthew said...

Alright, Mr. Mysterio Wheatmatch dooderoo, identify yourself.

Anonymous said...

hey matt, i wrote that silly rap. it was way too weird to identify with, so i didnt. i donno if you really want me cohosting with you.. plus i dont think i can tonight anyways.

Anonymous said...

hey matt, i wrote that silly rap. it was way too weird to identify with, so i didnt. i donno if you really want me cohosting with you.. plus i dont think i can tonight anyways. maybe another time though

-Bonnie