Tuesday, October 26, 2004



Rap.

4 comments:

Jeffrey said...

Yo yo yo.
Pauly shore in the fucking house!

Bio-dome, Encino man, Son in law.
My boy pauly shore can do it all.
Pauly may be down but her sure ain’t out.
He makin a comeback gonna make you shout.

The Weasel, the weasel
Don’t be a teasel
The Weasel, the weasel
Stopping him now is unfeasible
The Weasel, the weasel
Big semi-trucks are filled with diesel

Bio-dome, Encino man, Son in law.
My boy pauly shore can do it all.
Pauly may be down but her sure ain’t out.
He makin a comeback gonna make you shout.

The wood, the wood
When you’re hanging with pauly its all good
The wood, the wood
As an artist hes misunderstood
The wood, the wood
Born and raised in da hood

Bio-dome, Encino man, Son in law.
My boy pauly shore can do it all.
Pauly may be down but her sure ain’t out.
He makin a comeback gonna make you shout.

My homeboy pauly is craaayzeeee
Class act, Red Letters, Jury Duty
Perpendicular bisector of line AB

Steve said...

Pauly Shore (hey!), Pauly Shore (what!)
He aint popular no mo'
Pauly Shore (hey!), Pauly Shore (what!)
His mom owns the comedy store

He started his career on MTV
When you drink Xtreme Gulps
you have to pee
All those comedians, you know theyz Jews
They dont love the christ
and he didnt have no shoes
The weasel is a mammal
kinda like a ferret
Give him any piece of clothing
and my boy Pauly will wear it

Pauly Shore (hey!), Pauly Shore (what!)
He's a weasel to the core
Pauly Shore (hey!), Pauly Shore (what!)
In the Army Now didnt have enough gore

Encino Man was his first big hit
Brendan Frazier was in that
and he knows his shit
Son in Law took place on a farm
That movie sold a lot of tickets
Pauly's fans showed up in swarms
Jury Duty made fun of the law
Pauly Shore's obnoxious
He should be punched in the jaw
His costar in Biodome was Stephen Baldwin
Now check out my DJ and watch him spin!

Pauly Shore (hey!), Pauly Shore (what!)
When he plays a round of golf
he gets a low score
Pauly Shore (hey!), Pauly Shore (what!)
He's got good morals
so dont call him a whore

Anonymous said...

It's the weasel
It's it's the weasel
It's the weasel
buhuhuhuddy.

firshir.

Steve said...

Insert this line into my rap, right after the one about Xtreme Gulps:

Wear a condom
so you dont catch HIV