The cycle of writing the UC application essay:
"I am so detachedly ironic and self-deprecating! Lol!"
"I am very serious indeed, and can use many-syllabled words in odd combinations to create startling disconnects."
"I am really just a nice kid who reads books, I like the rain and watching sunsets. I am way modest."
"I have established a comfortable equilibrium between my desire for eccentricity and meaningful content."
"Aaaaagh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh, deadlines, aaaaaaaaaaaaagh, beaurocracy, aaaaaghfuckhasdhfahsdfhh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"