This is an actual review taken from the Amazon.com page for "Hulk Rules," Hulk Hogan's foray into the musical arena.

"Oh my.. I am at a loss for words. This album makes my year. I give HULK RULES 5 stars because of its extraordinary mix of musical styles, and also because of the Hulkster's surprisingly awesome vocal ability. As a child I was a HUGE Hulkamaniac, and this album is a must for any hulkamaniac's collection. The feelings of nostalgia it produces, and the undying message the Hulkster continues to communicate to the young people of America and the world make this the ultimate album of all time.
I am not lying when I tell you that I cried the first time I listened to Hulkster In Heaven. Being a US Marine myself, I love the message Hogan sends about standing up for what is right and loving America and saying your prayers. But on the other hand, the college boy in me loves to boogie down and party like Hulkster does in the wild and crazy Beach Patrol. I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac... the title of the song says it all right there, and I say "me too." Hulk's The One shows how much the Hulkster is loved by the ladies, and gets your feet moving, as does Hulk Rules. By purchasing owning this album, you can help Hulkamania live on forever!!!"