Instead of doing another rap contest, I'm going to try something very different. Whoever can most accurately reconstruct the weird dream I had the other night using these pictures as a guide will get to co-host.
Those of you whom I've already explained the dream to are disqualified.
3 comments:
A crazy black man was reading the news paper to Don Corleone (spelling?) on a dark night in a funny boat. Hilarity ensued.
-David
that one godfather guy was on a lake trip and lurking in the trees was denzel washington. he ran out from his hiding space onto the lake's dock and did one of those flying squirrel maneuvers and attacked don on his paddleboat. dude denzel, you don't go out and attack old guys.
in addition, a journalist who has a denzel fetish (he is known to have denzel head-shaped cookie cutters with the precise nose crook) innocently ambling along and it was in the papers the next morning. fucking journalists, i hate them.
jessica
Denzel washington wsa beating Don Colione (spelling?) with a newspaper. Don was within an inch of his life when the full moon shone on him. Don turned into a werewolf and killed Denzel. He dumped the body into a lake then took a leisurely peedleboat ride.
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