More details on my personal life:

Religious Orientation: Taoist by nature, though I don't like pertaining to labels
Favorite Food: you
Girlfriend Status: you
Favorite Catch-O line: Life is a prison, I am the spoon which digs you free.
DJ name: Ecto
Favorite way to piss people off: making it clear that even Jesus had a penis.

If you want to contact me, wiggleforce@aol.com (i am also available for instant messaging, as that infernal machine occupies much of my time)